Welcome to Telegrams From Heaven
Former US President Gerald Ford uses self deprecating humor to endear us to his message. We’ve transcribed his telegram into an easier to read experience. We hope you enjoy it. Thanks for dropping by.
Dear Fellow Golfer, I never claimed perfection. While serving as President of the United States I was lambasted from all sides concerning my clumsiness. News anchors enjoyed highlighting my trips, bumps and falls. Comedians had a field day with my golf skills. And I deny the allegations made by Bob Hope that during my last round of golf I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose. As I said, I was not perfect. But the instant I arrived here that all changed. I am perfect. Every soul here is perfect. It is a joy to behold. And I must admit, even Bob Hope is perfect. Where else but Heaven could that be true? Some day you too will be perfect. I look forward to meeting you when you arrive. No hurry though. You still have things to accomplish. Do your best and have fun! Gerald Ford, former golfer and President of the United States
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Through brief, focused and topical messages, Telegrams From Heaven intends to encourage, entertain and inspire our neighbors around the world. We want to provide hope and inspiration.
The “authors” of each Telegram From Heaven are men and women of accomplishment who lived in the ancient or recent past. Each were known for their faith, or at least the potential for faith during their lifetimes. They are from around the globe, from every walk of life, and their life stories are inspiring and encouraging. We believe these stories offer powerful messages that might help change lives in some small or meaningful way, even if just to improve your walk with God, or to realize someone cares enough to send you a Telegram From Heaven.
The word “heaven” inspires limitless definitions among the religious and non-religious. A few examples include “the home of God,” “a setting of ultimate perfection in the clouds,” or “a place where the resurrection bodies and departed souls of believers spend eternity.” Most often the word conjures up images of ornate, opulent buildings and streets paved with gold. Of beauty, of paradise, of a heavenly kingdom.
Most Christians believe it is a real place, separate from Earth. Others are convinced it is close enough for its inhabitants to reveal themselves miraculously to the living.
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