Welcome to Telegrams From Heaven
George Washington recommends to a newlywed that the happiness of his new wife is directly related to his potential foolishness. We’ve transcribed his telegram to make it a little easier to read. We hope you enjoy it. Thanks for dropping by.
Dear Friend, A sensible woman can never be happy with a fool. Today, on your wedding day, make yourself a solemn promise to avoid foolishness at all costs. The future of your new wife’s happiness depends on you keeping your promise. Your happiness depends on it as well. George Washington
Some of you might ask who is George Washington and is he in heaven? George Washington was born in Virginia on February 22, 1732, served as a delegate to the Second Continental Congress, signed the Declaration of Independence, served as the Commander of the Coninental Army, was elected as the first president of the United States, and was a Christian, which by the grace of God gave him eternal life and a permanent residence in heaven.
About Our Telegrams
Through brief, focused and topical messages, Telegrams From Heaven intends to encourage, entertain and inspire our neighbors around the world. We want to provide hope and inspiration.
The “authors” of each Telegram From Heaven are men and women of accomplishment who lived in the ancient or recent past. Each were known for their faith, or at least the potential for faith during their lifetimes. They are from around the globe, from every walk of life, and their life stories are inspiring and encouraging. We believe these stories offer powerful messages that might help change lives in some small or meaningful way, even if just to improve your walk with God, or to realize someone cares enough to send you a Telegram From Heaven.
The word “heaven” inspires limitless definitions among the religious and non-religious. A few examples include “the home of God,” “a setting of ultimate perfection in the clouds,” or “a place where the resurrection bodies and departed souls of believers spend eternity.” Most often the word conjures up images of ornate, opulent buildings and streets paved with gold. Of beauty, of paradise, of a heavenly kingdom.
Most Christians believe it is a real place, separate from Earth. Others are convinced it is close enough for its inhabitants to reveal themselves miraculously to the living. So why not by a Telegram From Heaven? It’s certainly something to think about.
Thanks for dropping by.
FINE PRINT: WARNING: Telegrams may exceed the limits of your patience and medication. May irritate the eyes, cause excessive body odor or runny nose if swallowed. If you have no sense of humor, forget anything you’ve read and click to other sites without humor or any serious religious conviction. We recommend the New York Times or Wall Street Journal. The writer involved in the creation of these telegrams was left unsupervised. We apologize. Contact your doctor, priest, rabbi or pastor if horns begin to appear at the top of your head. Reading a telegram has not been “proven” to cause earthquakes, headaches, diarrhea, nausea, or hair to catch fire…yet. This product has not been tested on animals. CAUTION: Not intended to be read if drunk, constipated or stupid. Do not operate heavy machinery or drive a car while reading telegrams. Do not read while sleeping. Avoid unnecessary attempts to strip waxed floors, remove driveway stains or re-grow hair with telegrams. THE GOOD NEWS: Telegrams are fat free, caffeine free and non-toxic. No animals have been harmed during the writing or production of content included on this website. Telegrams have not been found to cause cancer in lab mice. Heaven is a real place.