Welcome to Telegrams From Heaven
Barry Goldwater, an Episcopalian with Jewish heritage, often said things he later regretted. His Telegram from Heaven points out the challenge of taking back the things said without thought is almost impossible.
We’ve translated his telegram into an easier to read experience. We hope you enjoy it. Thanks for dropping by.
Dear Friend, There are words of mine floating around in the air that I would like to reach up and eat. Do you wish you could take back something you have said or done? It is not easy. Often it is impossible. Beware to think first, then act. It will certainly save on loads of stress. It will also keep you from experiencing the taste of eating on those colorful words or actions your misguided brain allowed you to say or do. Barry Goldwater
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Through brief, focused and topical messages, Telegrams From Heaven intends to encourage, entertain and inspire our neighbors around the world. We want to provide hope and inspiration.
The “authors” of each Telegram From Heaven are men and women of accomplishment who lived in the ancient or recent past. Each were known for their faith, or at least the potential for faith during their lifetimes. They are from around the globe, from every walk of life, and their life stories are inspiring and encouraging. We believe these stories offer powerful messages that might help change lives in some small or meaningful way, even if just to improve your walk with God, or to realize someone cares enough to send you a Telegram From Heaven.
The word “heaven” inspires limitless definitions among the religious and non-religious. A few examples include “the home of God,” “a setting of ultimate perfection in the clouds,” or “a place where the resurrection bodies and departed souls of believers spend eternity.” Most often the word conjures up images of ornate, opulent buildings and streets paved with gold. Of beauty, of paradise, of a heavenly kingdom.
Most Christians believe it is a real place, separate from Earth. Others are convinced it is close enough for its inhabitants to reveal themselves miraculously to the living.
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